Last may we came out to Indianapolis to look for a house. We knew we only wanted to rent... so our options were limited. Well, we looked and looked and we finally found the house that we live in today. Yes, it's pretty cute with a sweet little cottage feel, but why didn't we look around the yard last year and think,
"Wow. That's a lot of yard work. Wow". I don't remember the thought ever going through my head as we were signing the lease. Why oh why?
Now, I feel like a weeder by profession. Just "letting the yard go" is not an option. I can't stand to go outside and be surrounded by weed infested flower beds. I just can't do it. So, instead of playing baseball with the kids and going on bike rides, I find myself spending all of my outdoor time WEEDING. I'm done. I'm ready to Round-Up the entire yard; echinaecha (a cookie for the first person to spell it right: it wasn't in spell check), tulips, daffodils, ferns, lillies, everything. Anything to get rid of the weeds. Of course, we could always hire someone to come and do our yard work, but then there's A) the cost (which would not co-exist well with a resident's salary) and B) The yard care guy would never make it to other yards because ours would be so time-consuming. So here are a few pictures to enjoy of our beautiful yard. It is for once all weeded at the same time (well, almost).
FRONT YARD (small flower bed):

One more patch in the front yard:

Here's where the real weeding starts. I could spend (and have spent) 2 hours just in this section. When we first got here last July the weeds (you know those
poky ones?) were easily as tall as I am.

More in the backyard. That big planter box used to have a pond in the middle. When we got here last year it wasn't running and there was a dead mouse in it. So, we took the pond out, threw it in the forest and filled in the big hole. With dirt from the forest. We love that forest. Our last Christmas tree resides in the forest now too, all shriveled and dry. So do all yard clippings, lawn mower waste, etc. As long as it's something plant-related, we throw it in the forest. I don't love the Poison Ivy and Poison Sumac in the forest.

Wild strawberries grow in here during the summer. Too bad they aren't bigger than my
pinkie finger otherwise we'd eat them!

More in the backyard. See that cute little cobblestone walkway? It doesn't look so cute after you have sprayed Round-Up in every single little crack and crevice. Oh, and the moles think it's fun to dig tunnels under the rocks and move them up and down all the time. Hmmm, I wonder. Does Round-Up work for moles too?

There is a rose bush under our bedroom window in this picture (which you can't see). I have yet to see roses bloom from it. But then, we've only been here 9 out of the last 12 months. So maybe they'll bloom yet.

This flower bed is the longest in the whole yard. It stretches all the way to the road. And, no, I don't weed this one. It's too much. This flower bed divides the front yard from the backyard with dirt on either side of the fence. We plan to grow pumpkins along it this summer.

Here's the flower bed on the other side of the house, the side that no one sees. I take the "If you can't see me, I can't see you" approach. It's never been weeded.
Search's hair looks much like a weed also. How's that for bed-head?